Was at my nephew Spencer’s grad party this past weekend, which happened to fall on Father’s Day. It was a lunch lady sitch for me, which is ideal for making convo with all kinds of friends I’ve not yet met.

Big talk, small talk. I love it all. Size doesn’t matter. Actually, that’s not true. Size absolutely matters (it’s not what you’re thinking, perv).

I thought I was a friend to myself. Then I spent a week in a swimsuit.