Netflix & Chill for Midlifers

 

Adidas and crank the hip hop

Amazon and ennui

Apple and get no sleep

Corona and self-recrimination

Disneyworld and birth control

Facebook and exaggerate

Ford Mustang and midlife crisis

Google and diagnose

Häagen-Dazs and self-medicate

Home Depot and curse

McDonald’s and shame spiral

Peloton and something resembling death

Prince and feel sexy

Restoration Hardware and argue

Target and WTF? How’d I spend so much?

Saab and sob

Twitter and self-destruct

U2 and reminisce

Visa and vacation

Netflix and actually…quite literally…finally chill